Thank you, thank you. Our guest tonight may very well be
one of the most known characters of all time, at least in
Gotham City. May I present, Batman!
BT: An honor to be here, Ringworm.
RW: RINGWALD. The name is RINGWALD.
BT: Right.
RW: Let's start with the question everyone wants to
ask you: Are you really Bruce Banner?
BT: Bruce Wayne. The name was Bruce Wayne.
RW: That's right, Are you really Bruce Wayne?
BT: Of course not.
RW: But you just said yourself...
BT: Anyone you tells you otherwise is just wrong.
RW: Hmmm...It's no wonder evil supervillians
continually almost take over Gothem City.
BT: What do you mean by that?
RW: Tell me you're Bruce Wayne and I'll let you know.
BT: I'm Bruce Wayne.
RW: YES!!
BT: But that's not the truth.
RW: NO!
BT: There, now I said I was Bruce Wayne. I'll say I'm
Donald Trump to get you to explain what you just said.
RW: What DID I just say? Are you Donald Trump?
BT: Yes, and no.
RW (steam blowing out his ears):
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!
BT: UMMPH!
RW: Well, I'll bet he's never been knocked cold by a
rodent before. Catch you next time on Ringwald the
Hamster!
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