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Thank you, thank you. Our guest tonight may very well be one of the most known characters of all time, at least in Gotham City. May I present, Batman!

BT: An honor to be here, Ringworm.

RW: RINGWALD. The name is RINGWALD.

BT: Right.

RW: Let's start with the question everyone wants to ask you: Are you really Bruce Banner?

BT: Bruce Wayne. The name was Bruce Wayne.

RW: That's right, Are you really Bruce Wayne?

BT: Of course not.

RW: But you just said yourself...

BT: Anyone you tells you otherwise is just wrong.

RW: Hmmm...It's no wonder evil supervillians continually almost take over Gothem City.

BT: What do you mean by that?

RW: Tell me you're Bruce Wayne and I'll let you know.

BT: I'm Bruce Wayne.

RW: YES!!

BT: But that's not the truth.

RW: NO!

BT: There, now I said I was Bruce Wayne. I'll say I'm Donald Trump to get you to explain what you just said.

RW: What DID I just say? Are you Donald Trump?

BT: Yes, and no.

RW (steam blowing out his ears): AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!

BT: UMMPH!

RW: Well, I'll bet he's never been knocked cold by a rodent before. Catch you next time on Ringwald the Hamster!