BW: You can say that again!
RW: What, the part about you hating Mario
BW: No, the part about presenting me.
RW: Okaaayyy...Why do you hate the
Mushroom Kingdom so much?
BW: Do you really wanna know?
RW: You can tell me! Is it that annoying
Princess? What about those invincible plumbers, eh?
BW: I'll tell you the truth. It's those
RW: CLOUDS?!? Millions of sequels and
spin-offs because of CLOUDS?
BW: Those little happy faces always seem
like they're looking at me. I can't handle it!
RW: They are looking at you. They look at
BW: Hah, I knew it.
RW: Why did you build your killer machine
in Super Mario World with a huge smiley face?
BW: My kids painted it on as a joke. I
grounded those little tykes for the remaining sequels
when I found out.
RW: Oho, more inside information! Let's
get right down to it. Why does Mario always beat you?
BW: I don't know! Nothing I do seems to
matter. He ALWAYS WINS!! I JUST GET SO MAD!!!
RW: Whoa, big guy. Don't go ballistic on
BW: I've come to a point where I'm scared
to death of plumbers! No matter where I go, they always
seem to have me figured out!
RW: Uh oh. Maybe I should have canceled
BW: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
RW: Look, it's not my fault you clogged
the studio toilet. I could plunge it for months and not
PLUMBER: Hey guys. How's it goin'?
RW: Boy, he really is scared to death of
plumbers. At least, I hope he's not dead. See you next
time on Ringwald the Hamster!