Thank you, thank you. So you DON'T think this is a waste
of time. Tonight, I have someone who has truly changed
what "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" means.
I proudly present, Donkey Kong!
DK: Donkey happy to be here.
RW: So, tell me about your new book, Catching Up With
a Spinning Barrel.
DK: Donkey talk a lot about Cranky.
RW: Yeah, what's up with Cranky? Is he like that all
the time?
DK: Ever since Cranky's social security was lowered,
he been very upset. And McDonald's Senior Coffee started
tasting like Kremling Oil.
RW: Ah, your age-old enemy comes up. Tell me, why are
you so scared of lizards?
DK: You aren't?
RW: I guess not. Well, it's almost time for dinner.
Let me just grab my favorite snack.
DK: OOOHHH, BA-NAN-A!
RW: Hey, get yer grubby paws off my food!!
DK: Kong! Kong! Donkey-Uuuhhh.... I don't feel so
good.
RW: Whoa, he slumped out on the floor. Guess you
should always have your fruit checked for pesticides.
Catch you later on Ringwald the Hamster!
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