JJ: Mesa sooo happy to be in yousa show!
RW: Why, thank you. What can you tell us about your
new book, "Secrets of the Master Tongue
JJ: Whysa, so many many many okiday doos found in
mesa's pages. Yousa just have to buy it!
RW: Well, I haven't read it or bought it yet. Can you
tell our viewers what to expect?
JJ: NOOOO way, Mister Hamringsty.
RW: Then let's move on to something I've been very
curious about. Why did you follow Qui-Gon Jinn for so
RW: What in the name of the Planets were you doing? Do
you realize how you tortured countless millions by
hampering that poor Jedi?
JJ: I can follow yousa and find out!
RW: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
JJ: Let mesa go backstage and just get the things I
RW: Wow, I have never seen anybody get hurt so bad
tripping on a stage light. He's gonna be laid up for
JJ: AN OMEN! DA GODS HAVE PROCLAIMED IT! FORGET MESA
RW: Well, boy am I glad you're accident prone. See you
next time, on Ringwald the Hamster!