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Thank you, thank you. No applause needed, if only desired. Yesterday, I had so much fun interviewing Yoda, I brought one of his friends to chat with me today. Jar-Jar?

JJ: Mesa sooo happy to be in yousa show!

RW: Why, thank you. What can you tell us about your new book, "Secrets of the Master Tongue Grippers"?

JJ: Whysa, so many many many okiday doos found in mesa's pages. Yousa just have to buy it!

RW: Well, I haven't read it or bought it yet. Can you tell our viewers what to expect?

JJ: NOOOO way, Mister Hamringsty.

RW: Then let's move on to something I've been very curious about. Why did you follow Qui-Gon Jinn for so long?

JJ: Comagain?

RW: What in the name of the Planets were you doing? Do you realize how you tortured countless millions by hampering that poor Jedi?

JJ: I can follow yousa and find out!

RW: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

JJ: Let mesa go backstage and just get the things I own.<SMASH!>

RW: Wow, I have never seen anybody get hurt so bad tripping on a stage light. He's gonna be laid up for weeks!

JJ: AN OMEN! DA GODS HAVE PROCLAIMED IT! FORGET MESA TAILING YOUSA!!

RW: Well, boy am I glad you're accident prone. See you next time, on Ringwald the Hamster!