Thank you, thank you. I'm happy to say that Donkey Kong
is doing quite, well, and he should be able to take
visitors any day soon. My guest right now is Juno, of the
famous Jet Force Gemini Team!
JN: Yep, I'm about the greatest space
adventurer in the galaxy.
RW: Juno...Is that name Italian?
JN: My parents, who ran afoul of pirates,
by the way, named me after the 3rd constellation of the
Andromeda Sector in Redla 8 Quad. It also happened to be
their favorite cheese.
RW: That's more than I wanted to know.
I'm sure our viewers agree!
JN: Hey man, I just answered your stupid
lousy worthless question.
RW: So, Jet Force is really important to
you.
JN: It's only the most important job in
the entire universe.
RW: Yep, that must be pretty important.
What do you do?
JN: Do what?
RW: On the job? What do you do?
JN: Oh, I uh, drink coffee.
RW: Coffee?
JN: Yeah. Starbucks. And my sister
watches monitors.
RW: Is that all?
JN: Yeah. And I smash bugs.
RW: I see.
JN: Big bugs. Heh Heh.
RW: Like that one over there?
JN: Where? I don't see- BWAAAAAA!!
RW: Are you okay?
JN: <BIFF> <POW>
<CRUNCH!>
RW: Hey, you killed it! I guess you'll
need medical attention though. A CAT scan wouldn't hurt
either. See you next time, right here on Ringwald the
Hamster!
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