LN: Likewise, dude.
RW: So, how many times have you saved
LN: Let me think. How many games have I
RW: You can't mean that many!
LN: My second game I only saved it from a
way short dumb little dude with a stick,
RW: I'll bet Ganon is getting a ton of
lumps on that huge head of his.
LN: The truth is, I can't fight.
RW (gasping in horror): REALLY?!?
LN: Yeah. They always have this stunt
double guy. Too bad. I'd love to do that way
RW: NO! LOOK OUT!
RW: I guess he should have practiced a
little bit before doing that in the studio. A injury like
that could really hurt.
LN (Sword sticking out of his head):
Like, ow, man.
RW: Maybe we'd better cut the show so you
can have that cut looked at. I guess that means we don't
have any more show for you. G'night, folks!