Mario: The green coat just doesn't work for him... I'm thinking red and blue.
Link: So- how's the wife?
Sonic: He just
realized how much he overpaid for the picture.
Mario: I pulled one of those out of the toilet in the castle once. Boy, was he confused.
Link: "I'll never turn in a library book late again!"
Sonic: Just typical of zombies... Leave nothing to the imagination, sicko.
Mario: Ack, a page from my wasted youth. Momma always said I should've been a doctor.
Link: Hey look, flying eggs. Those chickens just couldn't wait, could they?
Sonic: I've heard clown pants make you look fat, but this is ridiculous.