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RW: Thank you, thank you. Today, my special guest is Pikachu, who I understand is
the current Dali Llama.

PK: PIKA!

RW: So, do you have any words of transcendal wisdom?

PK: PIKA! PIIIIIIIIIIKAA!!

RW: Ah ha. Maybe you can tell us about your new book, "My Life in a Pokeball".
What do you want your readers to think about?

PK: Pikachu. Pikachu Pika!

RW: Okaaay. I'm starting to get a little miffed here. Hey, are you ever going to evolve into a higher Pokemon? Is that something you discuss in your job as the Dali Llama?

PK: Pika Pika Pika Pikachu.

RW: <Getting angry> Try to enunciate for our viewers, would you?

PK: Pika Pika?

RW: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, YOU LITTLE POCKET MONSTER!

PK: ZAP ZAP!

RW: YEEEOUCH! Let's see you like it in the microwave!!

PK: PIIIIKAAAA!!!

RW: Yech. Take this Pokemon to the hosipital. Oh well, another day, another guest.
Tune in next time for more Ringwald the Hamster!