RW: Thank you, thank you. Today, my special guest is
Pikachu, who I understand is
the current Dali Llama.
PK: PIKA!
RW: So, do you have any words of
transcendal wisdom?
PK: PIKA! PIIIIIIIIIIKAA!!
RW: Ah ha. Maybe you can tell us about your new book,
"My Life in a Pokeball".
What do you want your readers to think about?
PK: Pikachu. Pikachu Pika!
RW: Okaaay. I'm starting to get a little
miffed here. Hey, are you ever going to evolve into a
higher Pokemon? Is that something you discuss in your job
as the Dali Llama?
PK: Pika Pika Pika Pikachu.
RW: <Getting angry> Try to
enunciate for our viewers, would you?
PK: Pika Pika?
RW: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! YOU'RE GOIN'
DOWN, YOU LITTLE POCKET MONSTER!
PK: ZAP ZAP!
RW: YEEEOUCH! Let's see you like it in
the microwave!!
PK: PIIIIKAAAA!!!
RW: Yech. Take this Pokemon to the
hosipital. Oh well, another day, another guest.
Tune in next time for more Ringwald the Hamster!
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