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RW: Thank you, thank you. Today I've invited famous Arwing pilot Slippy to join me, and I thought you might like me to ask him a few questions. Slippy?

SP: It's sure swell of you to have me!

RW: Now, we all want to know: what's it like to work with Fox McCloud?

SP: Nobody trusts him.

RW: Really?

SP: Yes, he always has trouble gaining the confidence of his team.

RW: Why? He seems like a nice enough guy.

SP: I'm not sure. Falco always talks him down behind his back, and we all kind of follow him.

RW: So you're mean to him just because Falco has issues with mammals?

SP: That's right. We're going to vote Falco the team leader next week.

RW: WHAT?!? What's gonna happen to Fox?

SP: We'll shoot him down. He keeps blasting me behind my back, and I've been looking for revenge for quite awhile.

RW: All these deep seated rivalries! Finally, a good guest for my show! Just one more question: Why does Fox want to shoot you down?

SP: I don't know. I- FOX, HELP ME! THERE'S SOMEONE ON MY TAIL!
BWAAAAA!!

RW: Don't get excited. That's a stagehand.

SP: Is it dangerous?

RW: Of course not.

SP: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! AAAAAHH!!

RW: Wow. He's had a heart attack! I had one of those the first time I saw a stagehand too. Oh well. Catch us next time on Ringwald the Hamster!