RW: Thank you, thank you. Today I've invited famous
Arwing pilot Slippy to join me, and I thought you might
like me to ask him a few questions. Slippy?
SP: It's sure swell of you to have me!
RW: Now, we all want to know: what's it
like to work with Fox McCloud?
SP: Nobody trusts him.
RW: Really?
SP: Yes, he always has trouble gaining
the confidence of his team.
RW: Why? He seems like a nice enough guy.
SP: I'm not sure. Falco always talks him
down behind his back, and we all kind of follow him.
RW: So you're mean to him just because
Falco has issues with mammals?
SP: That's right. We're going to vote
Falco the team leader next week.
RW: WHAT?!? What's gonna happen to Fox?
SP: We'll shoot him down. He keeps
blasting me behind my back, and I've been looking for
revenge for quite awhile.
RW: All these deep seated rivalries!
Finally, a good guest for my show! Just one more
question: Why does Fox want to shoot you down?
SP: I don't know. I- FOX, HELP ME!
THERE'S SOMEONE ON MY TAIL!
BWAAAAA!!
RW: Don't get excited. That's a
stagehand.
SP: Is it dangerous?
RW: Of course not.
SP: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! AAAAAHH!!
RW: Wow. He's had a heart attack! I had
one of those the first time I saw a stagehand too. Oh
well. Catch us next time on Ringwald the Hamster!
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