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RW: Thank you, thank you, and welcome to another episode of Ringwald the Hamster! Right now, I'd like to introduce you to a man...er, or whatever he is... who has truly shaped our world into a better place. My I present Yoda, the Jedi Master!

YA: Greetings I receive. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

RW: Now Yoda, I've always had something important to ask you.

YA: Shoot, mighty furred one.

RW: How do you make that swell swamp stew?

YA: Many hours it does take. Yoda had to scrape all too much roadkill from the swamp. AND THE STEW LUKE DID NOT EVEN APPRICIATE!

RW: That's another thing. Why do you talk in dangling participles all the time?

YA: The same of you, I was about to ask!

RW: Aha. Maybe if I talked like you do, I could have a higher understanding of life and the force that surrounds us?

YA: Try it if you must. Paid by the hour, I am.

RW (Closing his eyes): Okay. Raise the stage light, I want to!

YA (Flying into the air): YOU FOOL! MISSED YOU DID! STOP WITH YOUR
AIM, YOU HIT ME!

RW: Bwa! Sorry, Master Yoda!

YA (Falling to the ground flat on his back): Ooooh. Feel good that didn't.

RW: Oh well. I hope your medical insurance covers Force accidents. Thank you for
joining us on Ringwald the Hamster! Good night, everybody!